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Hey, bruh? That show I told you
about is on again tonight.

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That stripper I told you
about who blackmails people?

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Well, she recorded the old guy
who rents the cabins

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while she gave him
a lap dance.

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And I think
she's gonna make him

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let her rent the cabins
to people and keep the cash.

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And that doctor
who lives next door

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is trying to save
his marriage,

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so he invited his wife
up to the cabin with they son.

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If you want, I think you can
catch up on the episodes online

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at tbs.com.

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Yeah, I'll try.

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Don't really know
how to do that stuff.

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[ Plastic crinkles ]
Bro, we work
at a computer store.

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Hmm?

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**

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* Wherever we go

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* That's fine by me

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* We'll settle our bones

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* Eventually

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* Yeah, I need a break,
I need a minute *

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* Just give me one day

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* Let's get, get, get away

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Hello, my name is
Dr. Laurie Gallif,

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and today I will be presenting
the results of my recent study.

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It all started
with my trip to Germany,

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where I was lucky enough
to visit a facility

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for Alzheimer's patients

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that is experimenting
in a new way to treat dementia.

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Rather than forcing patients to
accept their current situation,

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they encourage them
to revisit the past.

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The patients live
in housing units

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resembling the 1950s, 1960s,
whatever time period

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the patients
are most comfortable in.

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And in doing so, these patients
are living better lives.

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And in some cases,
they are even regaining

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some sense
of who they once were.

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With this in mind,
my goal was to create

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my own small-scale version,

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hoping that, with success,

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our facility would fund
similar programs in the future.

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So, without further ado,

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I would like to introduce you
to Mr. Edgar Barns.

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All: Aw!

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Laurie: Suffering
from advanced Alzheimer's

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and having no family
to speak of,

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Mr. Barns was a mystery.

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I emptied his storage unit,
hoping to find clues

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on how to create
the ideal environment for him.

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As I thumbed through
his photo album,

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I found the perfect blueprint
to recreate

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the world he used to live in.

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[ Baseball thuds ]

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I searched online and found
a cabin in the mountains

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that was a pretty good match
for Edgar's old house.

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Then I borrowed
a friend's classic pickup truck

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that looked close enough
to the one Edgar used to have.

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At least, it did after
I took off the Truck Nutz.

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I even bought
a few vintage outfits

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to make everything
feel authentic.

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And just to be safe,

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I hired a nurse
to come along with us.

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I look like
Steve Harvey's grandfather.

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Oh, no. Edgar, I think
Darnell was going to drive.

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I'm just warming the car up

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while Beatrice
gets ready for church.

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Beatrice must be his wife.

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Oh, my God.
This is working.

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**

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[ Starts truck ]

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**

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So, Edgar, this sure is
a nice truck you have.

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Did you drive to work
in this truck?

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Do you remember
what you did for a living?

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How about the city
you grew up in? Any idea?

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[ Brakes screech ]
Oh.

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This is gonna be
a long weekend.

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[ Turns off engine ]

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**

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That Wilfrid is
one kooky old bastard.

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I took him in the storage room
for a private dance,

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and halfway through that trick
I do with my left nipple,

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he asked if he could buy
a bunch of our light bulbs.

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Anybody answer our ad
to rent his cabins?

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Nothing yet. But I am glad
I stole his laptop.

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I found a website where
you can talk to women

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who want to cheat
on their husbands.

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She kinda looks like that girl
that's on "Who's the Boss?"

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I wonder if it is her.

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I'll see if the Internet
knows if she's married.

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Just don't jizz up the keyboard.
Okay, we need that computer.

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The sooner someone
contacts us

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about rentin' one
of the old dude's cabins,

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the sooner my pale ass
can be passed out

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on a beach somewhere
with beads in my hair.

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She's married.

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Holy shit.

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I'm gonna bang...

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Ali-sa-sa Me-lay-no.

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Hit that shit, brother.

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**

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Emma:
I hope I never lose my mind.

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I think Wilfrid's starting
to lose his, though.

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Oh, I'm fine.

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Then why did it take you
two hours this morning

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to buy light bulbs?

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I like to stop
and smell the roses.

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[ Cellphone rings ]

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Hey, Mom. Oh, nothing much.

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Just watching a black guy
in a zoot suit

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force an elderly white man
into an old pickup.

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Couple months ago,
I'd already have my taser out,

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but...well,
you watch the news.

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Hey!

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Hi!

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Mom, the cute doctor
I told you about

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is walking right towards me
with a shitload of flowers.

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This could be one of those
grand romantic gestures

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you only see in the movies.

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Oh, my God. What if
the black guy in the zoot suit

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is part of a flash mob?

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I'm gonna keep you on speaker.
[ Whispers ] Be quiet.

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Hey. I was hoping
I'd run into you.

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Really? Well, I'm always
only three numbers away.

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9-1-1. [ Chuckles ]

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Not really, though.
That's just for emergencies.

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But I can give you
my cell number if you want it.

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No, that's okay. I just --
I-I wanted to thank you.

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Uh, you were right.
Texting my wife to ask her

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to stay for the weekend
instead of calling her?

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It totally worked.

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Hopefully, these flowers
will seal the deal.

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Mom: Ah, that's a kick
in the cooter.

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[ Cellphone beeps ]

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[ Door creaks ]

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It's a good thing
I chased down this baseball.

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It's signed
by Jackie Robinson.

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Home.

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Yes! Yes, Edgar.
You're home.

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[ Strained voice ] Okay.

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Hey, thanks again
for the ride.

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I would have taken my car
if I'd have known

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I was going to get
so many flowers.

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Happy to help.
Uh-huh.

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Hey, if --
if things don't go well

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and you need to talk,
feel free to call.

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Okay.
I was joking about 9-1-1!

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You can call it!
They'll find me!

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[ Toilet flushing ]

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Beatrice?

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I think he thinks
you're his wife.

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Uh, yes, Edgar?
Can I help you with something?

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What's Willie doing here?

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Who?

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Willie the handyman.

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Oh! He is here to fix the...

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Stove.

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I-I was fixing the stove.

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That's very nice, Willie.

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We'll be sure
and call you again

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next time something else
gets broken.

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I'll show you out.

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[ Door closes ]

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I can't believe it. This
couldn't be going any better.

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Yeah, for you. You get to stay
in the house, Beatrice.

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Where the hell is Willie
the handyman supposed to sleep?

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How about in the truck?

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What? It's in the garage.
That's kinda like a bedroom.

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I'll pay you double.

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All right, fine.
As long as we're doing this,

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I hope you have to sleep
in the same bed with him.

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[ Scoffs ]

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I'm not going to sleep
in the same bed with him.

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Laurie: Of course, I was going

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to sleep in the same bed
with him.

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If I was going to do this,
I had to do it right.

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Good night, Edgar.

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**

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Oh! Oh!
Stick it in.

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You do it better.
I get lost down there.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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I'm on my period.

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Ugh!
If you've got the rag on,

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you shouldn't be parading
around the house

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with your knees showing,
you cock-tease.

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And if I've told you once,
I've told you a thousand times,

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I don't want Willie
in this house.

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There's plenty of white men
you could've hired

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to fix that stove.

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I don't need some jigaboo

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traipsing his black ass
through my house.

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Good night.

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Good night.

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Some people might
get discouraged

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when the sweet old man
they're trying to help

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turns out to be
a horrible person.

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But scientifically speaking,

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the fact that he remembered
he was a racist asshole

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was a major victory.

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Ahh. Jesus, Bea.

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Could these strips of bacon
be thinner?

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I'm over here squinting
like a Chinaman

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just to see 'em
on the plate.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll make some more.

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Oh, Edgar? If someone wanted
to mail us a letter,

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where should they send it?

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4236 Elmwood Lane,
Goose Creek, South Carolina.

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[ Inhales and exhales
deeply ]

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[ Clicks button ]
Subject remembers his address.

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[ Knock on door ]

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[ Door creaks ]
Good morning.

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I'm here to fix the shower.

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Look,
things are going great,

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and I don't want anything
to mess that up,

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so maybe you shouldn't
come in the house.

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What am I supposed to do?
I don't know.

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Go explore the town.
Edgar: Beatrice!

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Oh. Coming!

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Wh--

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[ Hangers scrape ]

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Looking for something,
honey?

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My white suit.
I need it for Sunday.

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Where is it?
I always keep it right here.

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Oh. You know what?

225
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I washed it,
and it accidentally shrank.

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Goddamn it!

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00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,675
If you can't hold a baby
longer than six weeks,

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at least be good at laundry!

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00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,712
I guess I gotta make
another one.

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You know how to sew
your own suit?

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Of course I do.

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I'm a tailor. It's my job.

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Good God.

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First you forget our address,
then you forget my profession.

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Women. [ Scoffs ]
I still can't believe

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we gave you ditzy split-tails
the right to vote.

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**

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[ Click ]
He remembered he's a tailor.

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**

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Excuse me, sir?
Hey, you know how to...

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upload a picture on
the Internet?

242
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Yeah, I think so.

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Oh, sweet.

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00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,736
[ Exhales deeply ]

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00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,938
Is that your dick?
Yeah.

246
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,106
Why is there a Matchbox car
next to your dick?

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For scale.

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Here you go.

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Mmm.

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00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,781
That's a good-looking dick
right there. Mmm.

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[ Sewing machine whirring ]

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[ Click ]
The subject
is progressing nicely.

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Not only does
he remember his name,

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address, spouse,
and profession,

255
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,193
but he's also
exhibiting some...

256
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,828
personality traits

257
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,731
that were dormant
due to the dementia.

258
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,433
Obviously, the more successful
this experiment is,

259
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,803
the more funding
our facility can earmark

260
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,039
toward future weekends away
with other patients.

261
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:49,409
These types of successes are...

262
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,978
[ Recorder clatters ]

263
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,915
Edgar? Edgar?!

264
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,951
Where are you going?!

265
00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:01,088
Sunday meeting.
Lots of stuff to plan.

266
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:06,126
Uh...Hi.

267
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:09,897
I'm a doctor, too.
Advanced Alzheimer's.

268
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:13,400
We're trying a new therapy.

269
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,836
Well, good luck with that.

270
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,340
Edgar! Edgar!
They canceled the meeting.

271
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,142
They called while you were
sewing.

272
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,111
Really? Who called?

273
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,982
-Clem?
-Clem Wilkerson?

274
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,351
The treasurer
called our house?

275
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,020
Why'd they cancel
the meeting?

276
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:38,325
Um...he said something
about the...

277
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:41,461
cheap Jew...that owns
the meeting hall

278
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,297
trying to save a buck
and double-booking it

279
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,499
to a bunch
of dirty Catholics,

280
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,469
and they don't think...
the lazy Mexicans

281
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:54,074
are going to be able
to clean it up in time.

282
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,843
Makes sense.

283
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:59,446
**

284
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,219
You gotta be shitting me!

285
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,888
[ Thud ]

286
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,923
[ Front door opens, closes ]
You want to tell me

287
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,291
why the Grand Wizard
of the KKK

288
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,160
just waltzed his ass
into this house?

289
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,996
That was Edgar. And I'm sure
he wasn't the Grand Wizard.

290
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,898
He was very impressed
when the treasurer called,

291
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,399
for Chrissake.

292
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,234
Look, as it turns out,

293
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,602
Edgar used to be
a little racist.

294
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,337
Edgar: Beatrice,
If you're through bleeding

295
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,039
all over my clean floor,

296
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,141
could you drag
your dumb ass in here?

297
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,877
And also
a little misogynistic.

298
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:33,280
Excuse me for a second.

299
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,348
Yes?
I need you to run
to the store for me,

300
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,385
pick up some supplies.

301
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,054
**

302
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,056
Sure thing.

303
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,294
What now?
He wanted me
to go to the store

304
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,964
to buy him
a few things he needs...

305
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,066
to burn down a church.

306
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,270
This is a story
about a porn star.

307
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,472
Oh, no, you gotta
turn the page.

308
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,112
Obviously, things had taken
a turn for the worse.

309
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,047
But if you just look
at the experiment

310
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,316
and not the awful person
we were dealing with,

311
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,184
things couldn't have been
going better.

312
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,953
This dude's got detailed plans
to burn down

313
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,088
some Methodist church
on Carter Lane.

314
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,456
We're not gonna
let him do it!

315
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,358
Look, we just have to get
through this weekend

316
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,561
with enough evidence to prove
that the therapy is working.

317
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:25,365
Think of all the people
we can help.

318
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,334
-Black people.
-Don't do that.

319
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,236
Wait a second.

320
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,571
What if he's already
burned down this church?

321
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,606
I mean, you said he's been
remembering stuff, right?

322
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,410
-I seriously doubt --
-I'm-a Google this shit.

323
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,048
**

324
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,950
Hey.

325
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,317
I don't normally do that,

326
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:47,287
so you'd better catch
that rat.

327
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,122
Frank: I don't know
what you're talking about.

328
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,391
That's bullshit!
That's my computer.

329
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,993
You stole my computer.

330
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,661
Look, I got my Rick Santorum
sticker on it.

331
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,329
What the hell
is going on here?

332
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,697
This idiot
stole my computer

333
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,967
and went on my online dating
membership

334
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,534
to try to sleep
with a married woman.

335
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,203
And he sent his address

336
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,605
with a picture of his dick
next to a little car.

337
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,941
You used his account?

338
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:10,343
Yeah. Memberships cost
a couple hundred bucks,

339
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,279
and his information
was already on there.

340
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,182
Can I at least get the info
of that married woman?

341
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:18,251
The woman was me.
How do you think I found you?

342
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:21,188
I got an e-mail saying
someone was using my account,

343
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,390
so I created a fake woman
to set a trap for you.

344
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,691
You're such a idiot.

345
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,326
[ Mousetrap snaps ]
[ Grunts ]

346
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,128
I used Alyssa Milano's picture,
for Chrissake.

347
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,030
That wasn't really her?

348
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,999
Oh, that's a bummer.

349
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,533
If I didn't have a pregnant wife

350
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,103
that can't find out
I'm having affairs online,

351
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,271
I'd call the cops.
Consider yourself lucky.

352
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,008
**

353
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,244
Well, all things considered,
that didn't turn out half bad.

354
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,113
[ Smack ]

355
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,015
[ Thud ]

356
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,216
[ Gags ]

357
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,717
That computer was the only way

358
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,285
to place ads
to rent those cabins!

359
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,121
Now I have to use
the one at the library,

360
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,688
and I hate the library!

361
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,290
Sorry. Uhh!
[ Telephone rings ]

362
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,626
[ Vivian grunts, Frank chokes ]

363
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:03,096
Chubbys.
We won't tell if you don't.

364
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,764
Uh-huh.

365
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,699
Yeah.

366
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:09,469
Okay. Uh...yeah.

367
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,104
Let me ask her.

368
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:15,475
Hey, someone's on the phone
about renting a cabin.

369
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,310
**

370
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,080
I'll be right there.

371
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,581
[ Slap ]
[ Grunts, panting ]

372
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,416
Go tell the old guy
we need the keys.

373
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:27,120
**

374
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,521
[ Pleasantly ] Hello?

375
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,390
Got it.

376
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,792
"June 15, 1958.

377
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,527
"The Methodist Church
on Carter Lane

378
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,263
"in Goose Creek,
South Carolina,

379
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,565
"was burned in what was
suspected to be an act of arson.

380
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,367
"Witnesses claim
to have seen

381
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,235
"a pickup truck
leaving the scene,

382
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,637
"but according to
District Attorney
Clem Wilkerson,

383
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,606
no suspects
were ever questioned."

384
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,775
Oh, my God.

385
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,743
"The fire occurred
in the middle of the night

386
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,179
"while the church was empty.

387
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,147
"However,
the church often housed

388
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,615
"down-on-their-luck
parishioners

389
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,784
"in an adjunct structure,
which also caught fire,

390
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:01,421
resulting in one casualty,
Mister..."

391
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,397
"Willie Turner,
local handyman"?

392
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,299
He killed me!

393
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,167
That son-of-a-bitch killed me,
and he's trying to do it again.

394
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,436
He wants to make
a twice-baked Negro.

395
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,670
I'm calling the cops.

396
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,639
Fine, but let's wait
until we get back.

397
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,441
Please let me finish
the experiment.

398
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,511
Beatrice, can I talk to you
in the bedroom for a second?

399
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,713
Willie. Looking good.

400
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,649
Lose some weight?

401
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,451
Yeah, I lost weight.
All of it.

402
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,819
I'm a goddamn ghost
thanks to you,

403
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:36,756
you backward-ass cracker.

404
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,092
Listen, Edgar,
I know you want --

405
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,460
[ Smack ]
Oh!

406
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,362
That's for not listening.

407
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,798
Now go put something pretty on
so we can get to church

408
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,801
before they give away all
the good seats to the cripples.

409
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,437
And how many times
do I have to tell you

410
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,139
to throw this out?

411
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,474
It became worthless
after my father

412
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,777
let that coon who ruined
baseball write his name on it.

413
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,247
[ Baseball thuds ]

414
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,648
[ Exhales ]

415
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,486
[ Click ]
[ Whispers ]
Subject is a racist,

416
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,222
murdering, spousal-abusing,
reprehensible,

417
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,825
irredeemable son-of-a-bitch.

418
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,362
He also remembered his father.
[ Click ]

419
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:27,840
-We're calling the police.
-What about your experiment?

420
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,210
He just hit me!

421
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,911
Oh!

422
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,647
Black handyman gets murdered,
but we can let it slide.

423
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,216
White woman gets slapped,

424
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,584
and we gotta send up
the Bat-Signal.

425
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,319
This is that bullshit!

426
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,724
[ Keys jangle ]

427
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,696
[ Birds chirping ]

428
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,434
[ Engine revs, idling ]

429
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:58,171
Beatrice, hurry up!
We're gonna be late for church.

430
00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,872
[ Engine revs ]

431
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,347
[ Slow instrumental
of "Dixie" playing ]

432
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,418
[ Door creaks ]

433
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:20,293
**

434
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,396
[ Indistinct radio chatter ]

435
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,770
[ Van door closes ]

436
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,406
[ Van departs ]

437
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:40,447
So while...some results
from the experiment

438
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,914
could be considered
a failure --

439
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,318
"Could be"? Your patient
accidentally killed himself

440
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,487
while you and your nurse
were distracted.

441
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,589
Yes. That was unfortunate.

442
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,792
And I wish we could have
stopped that from happening,

443
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,527
even though I think
we can all agree

444
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,464
the world is probably
a better place without Edgar.

445
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,332
But more importantly,

446
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,001
we shouldn't let
that one mishap overshadow

447
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,471
that there were some
real successes along the way

448
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,240
that warrant funding
for future programs

449
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,742
that could really benefit
our patients.

450
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,612
[ Murmuring ]

451
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,781
Well, I guess that makes sense.

452
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:19,519
But to be safe, next time
let's try with a black person.

453
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,589
**

454
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:29,496
* I've got a long list
of real good reasons *

455
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,765
* For all the things I've done

456
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:37,003
* I've got a picture
in the back of my mind *

457
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:41,341
* Of what I've lost
and what I've won *

458
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,811
* I've survived
every situation *

459
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:49,282
* Knowing when to freeze
and when to run *

460
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:54,621
* And regret is just a memory
written on my brow *

461
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:59,759
* And there's nothing
I can do about it now *

462
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:03,763
* I've got a wild
and a restless spirit *

463
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:07,834
* I held my price
through every deal *

464
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:12,305
* I've seen the fire
of a woman's scorn *

465
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,974
* Turn her...
How can I...

466
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,709
What are you doing here?

467
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,545
I hate to do this
to you, buddy,

468
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:21,714
but I'm-a need the keys to
some place named Froggy Cottage.

469
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,750
Otherwise, your wife's gonna
have a front row seat

470
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,085
to a little movie
starring you and my stepmother

471
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,521
in the V.I.P. room.

472
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,591
Mother--